Post by Anthony on Apr 23, 2013 1:44:07 GMT -5
As we have all seen, Madonna fans are obsessed with trying to prove that Madonna can write good lyrics.
Some have even gone as far to say that her lyrics are "philosophical".
So this thread will be used to document her most "thought provoking" lyrics - AKA all her awful ones.
Let's see here...
I LOVE NEW YORK
"If you don't like my attitude
Then you can F off
Just go to Texas
Isn't that where they golf
New York is not for little pussies who scream
If you can't stand the heat
Then get off of my street, get off of my street, get off my street, get off my street, get off my street, get off my street, get off my street..."
EROTICA
"I'll give you love, I'll hit you like a truck
I'll give you love, I'll teach you how to ..."
BEAT GOES ON
"(So get down, beep beep, gotta get up outta your seat)
Get up, little girl
(Get down, beep beep, gotta get up outta your seat)
It's time, your world
(Get down, beep beep, gotta get up outta your seat)
Your life, your choice
(Get down, beep beep, gotta get up outta your seat)
It's time, live it up
On and on, on the beat goes
On and on, on the beat goes
On and on, on the beat goes
On and on, on the beat goes
On and on, on the beat goes
On and on, on the beat goes
On and on, on the beat goes
On and on, on the beat goes"
All her songs are dreadful but this one in particular has some awful lyrics. Look at near the end where all she says is "na na na na..."
B-DAY SONG
"And the beat goes on
I'm a happy girl
It's my birthday song
In my happy world
I know its gonna be a good day
oh yeah, today is my birthday
Huh!
And the beat goes on (And the beat goes on)
I'm a happy girl (I'm a happy girl)
It's my birthday song (Oh yeah, it's my birthday)
In my happy world (in my happy world)
Light my candles, gotta make a wish
Wrap up the present and seal it with a kiss
Gimme a spanking, start the day off right
Cause its my day, you're gonna sing my song tonight
And the beat goes on (And the beat goes on)
I'm a happy girl (I'm a happy girl)
It's my birthday song (Oh yeah, it's my birthday)
In my happy world (in my happy world)
I know it's gonna be a good day
Oh yeah, today is my birthday
I'm a happy girl (I'm a happy girl)
My type of party there's no hangover
So grab your things you better come over
We get high and we are still stay sober
We throw it down and then we gonna start over
My type of party there's no hangover
And the beat goes on (And the beat goes on)
I'm a happy girl (I'm a happy girl)
It's my birthday song (Oh yeah, it's my birthday)
In my happy world (in my happy world)
I want a diamond, don't give me a fake (That's what i said)
I'll let you lick the frosting of my cake
Gimme a spanking, start today off right
Cause its my birthday, You’ll be singing my song tonight
And the beat goes on (Na na na na, na na na na na)
I'm a happy girl (Na na na na, na na na na na)
It's my birthday song (Na na na na, na na na na na)
In my happy world (Na na na na, na na na na na)
I know it's gonna be a good day
Oh yeah, today is my birthday
I'm a happy girl
In my happy world
I know it's gonna be a good day
Oh yeah, today is my birthday
I'm a happy girl
It's my birthday everyday
Na na na na, na na na na na na
Na na na na, na na na na na na
(Gonna sing my song tonight)
Na na na na, na na na na na na
Na na na na, na na na na na na
(Gonna sing my song tonight)
Na na na na, na na na na na na
Na na na na, na na na na na na
(Gonna sing my song tonight)
Na na na na, na na na na na na
Na na na na na, na na na na na na
(Gonna sing my song tonight)
Happy Birthday!"
Well, I can tell you. After reading through these lyrics I am so philosophically enlightened!
Madonna has saved my brain from becoming mush. Let's all thank Madonna for writing these beautiful lyrics.
Some have even gone as far to say that her lyrics are "philosophical".
So this thread will be used to document her most "thought provoking" lyrics - AKA all her awful ones.
Let's see here...
I LOVE NEW YORK
"If you don't like my attitude
Then you can F off
Just go to Texas
Isn't that where they golf
New York is not for little pussies who scream
If you can't stand the heat
Then get off of my street, get off of my street, get off my street, get off my street, get off my street, get off my street, get off my street..."
EROTICA
"I'll give you love, I'll hit you like a truck
I'll give you love, I'll teach you how to ..."
BEAT GOES ON
"(So get down, beep beep, gotta get up outta your seat)
Get up, little girl
(Get down, beep beep, gotta get up outta your seat)
It's time, your world
(Get down, beep beep, gotta get up outta your seat)
Your life, your choice
(Get down, beep beep, gotta get up outta your seat)
It's time, live it up
On and on, on the beat goes
On and on, on the beat goes
On and on, on the beat goes
On and on, on the beat goes
On and on, on the beat goes
On and on, on the beat goes
On and on, on the beat goes
On and on, on the beat goes"
All her songs are dreadful but this one in particular has some awful lyrics. Look at near the end where all she says is "na na na na..."
B-DAY SONG
"And the beat goes on
I'm a happy girl
It's my birthday song
In my happy world
I know its gonna be a good day
oh yeah, today is my birthday
Huh!
And the beat goes on (And the beat goes on)
I'm a happy girl (I'm a happy girl)
It's my birthday song (Oh yeah, it's my birthday)
In my happy world (in my happy world)
Light my candles, gotta make a wish
Wrap up the present and seal it with a kiss
Gimme a spanking, start the day off right
Cause its my day, you're gonna sing my song tonight
And the beat goes on (And the beat goes on)
I'm a happy girl (I'm a happy girl)
It's my birthday song (Oh yeah, it's my birthday)
In my happy world (in my happy world)
I know it's gonna be a good day
Oh yeah, today is my birthday
I'm a happy girl (I'm a happy girl)
My type of party there's no hangover
So grab your things you better come over
We get high and we are still stay sober
We throw it down and then we gonna start over
My type of party there's no hangover
And the beat goes on (And the beat goes on)
I'm a happy girl (I'm a happy girl)
It's my birthday song (Oh yeah, it's my birthday)
In my happy world (in my happy world)
I want a diamond, don't give me a fake (That's what i said)
I'll let you lick the frosting of my cake
Gimme a spanking, start today off right
Cause its my birthday, You’ll be singing my song tonight
And the beat goes on (Na na na na, na na na na na)
I'm a happy girl (Na na na na, na na na na na)
It's my birthday song (Na na na na, na na na na na)
In my happy world (Na na na na, na na na na na)
I know it's gonna be a good day
Oh yeah, today is my birthday
I'm a happy girl
In my happy world
I know it's gonna be a good day
Oh yeah, today is my birthday
I'm a happy girl
It's my birthday everyday
Na na na na, na na na na na na
Na na na na, na na na na na na
(Gonna sing my song tonight)
Na na na na, na na na na na na
Na na na na, na na na na na na
(Gonna sing my song tonight)
Na na na na, na na na na na na
Na na na na, na na na na na na
(Gonna sing my song tonight)
Na na na na, na na na na na na
Na na na na na, na na na na na na
(Gonna sing my song tonight)
Happy Birthday!"
Well, I can tell you. After reading through these lyrics I am so philosophically enlightened!
Madonna has saved my brain from becoming mush. Let's all thank Madonna for writing these beautiful lyrics.