Post by ForgottenOne on Feb 20, 2014 0:52:04 GMT -5
Madonna Ciccone’s Diary—Secret Life of Madge—Mother, Musician, World Warrior
- The Popdust Files: Lordes Leon, Madonna, Madonna Ciccones Diary
Ever wondered what goes on inside the head of a mega-star?
Well, wonder no more as Popdust has summoned our celestial powers to channel the inner sanctum of the most mega of all mega-stars—Madonna Ciccone—mother, musician, world warrior. Here’s the result:
Feb. 18 2014
Dear Diary,
Canada was a nightmare, having to open yet another stupid gym when all I wanted was to rest my poor ankle and cuddle with whatshisname, Timmy or Timbor or something.
But no, he’s off shagging his colonics guy and he’ll just be complaining all night about how sore he is. Why can’t I find a boyfriend without vocal chords, is that too much to ask for G-d sake?
My cheeks are ready to explode but Dr. Brandt says they will settle down. I thought the grillz would draw attention to my teeth but it always ends up with ‘Ooh look what’s going on with her puffy face, blah blah blah…’
And on top of everything, that repulsive little twerker will stop at nothing to upstage me when I’m the one who takes out my tits and I’m the one who rolled around on the floor in a wedding dress way before she was even Hannah Fontana!
Bitch. Screw her. I’m the relevant one, not her, no matter how gigantic her tongue is.
Speaking of gigantic, If Lola doesn’t stop with the donuts, Carlos can take her to look at colleges. I am not letting the press badger me about my fat daughter when I’ve already had to suck it up for calling my ni**as ni**as.
