Pitiful Attempts to Remain Relevant

Robert 1 hour ago 0 3
Although I like Madonna sometimes, I don't like her injecting religious references in her songs and videos. I also wished that Madonna should get better movie and TV roles because she should try a hand at being a better actress. I know that she won a Golden Globe award for "Evita," but it was for one movie that stood out for the critics to finally like. As for Madonna herself, I did not like her attitude towards Sinead O'Connor in the past in regarding O'Connor ripping up the picture of Pope John Paul II on "Saturday Night Live", that is, she felt it was too controversial but had no problem with the controversial images of her video of "Like A Prayer." A friend of mine told me that Madonna was reacting through jealousy and also to promote her book, "se.x." I tended to agree. Madonna should not have been hypocritical of a rival singer's actions in some contrast with her own. But then again, jealousy and rivalry tend to happen with all entertainers.

Ratchet
A diva, mostly from urban cities and ghettos, that has reason to believe she is every mans eye candy. Unfortunately, she's wrong.

Typical signs to beware of include, but are not limited to:
-owning a Blackberry
-BLARES anything by Drake, 2Chainz, Nicki Minaj, Gucci Mane, Waka Flocka, Lil Wayne, T-Pain, Cali Swag District, or any other garbage entertainment rapper
-rowdily quotes "lyrics" from aforementioned artists
-has a weave reminiscent of a bird's nest after a tempest hit the tree it was in, and is dyed at least thrice
-wears torn leggings/stalkings (mostly of the fishnet variety), unpolished 8" heels (or higher, depending on how God-awful they look), fitted jean jackets (to accent the blubber 'round their arms and stomach), and 4 layers of caked on make-up to go clubbing
-repeatedly use ludicrous terms such as "YOLO", "swag", "boost", "beaking", "doe", "really", "naw", "actually", "twerk", "coaster", "dagga", etc., to make a valid statement when they speak
-have side bangs, despite having incredibly small-ass foreheads to support them
-are commonly overweight
and are mind-numbingly stupid; a safe assumption to make would be saying they're uneducated (as if they could pass the 4th grade)

If spotted, please report to the authorities, notifying them that they are possible smack addicts, or potential, degenerate Chaka Khan look-alikes.